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$xhtml = array(
	'<{title}>' => 'Religion',
	'takedown' => '2017-11-01',
	'<{body}>' => <<<END
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<section id="card">
	<h2>Discover</h2>
	<p>
		Strangely, Discover is now back to sending the authorisation code like they should.
		I can only assume that they were having problems with my email address, as the initial representative I dealt with hinted at.
		Discover has been sending my auth codes to that email address for years though.
		It must have been a bad update on their part, I guess, because that email address is still very much valid.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="recipe">
	<h2>Ranch recipe</h2>
	<p>
		I worked on another ranch dressing experiment, but the results aren&apos;t exactly helpful because I&apos;m working with the other half of that short bottle.
		It turned out pretty well, but I also don&apos;t know how much mayo was in that batch.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="missionary">
	<h2>Christian missionary</h2>
	<p>
		A Christian missionary showed up at my door when I was trying to head to work.
		I told them I wasn&apos;t interested and pointed out the rainbow flag hanging in my entryway.
		When I had to clear out my living room, I needed a place to put that flag.
		I ended up hanging it right by my front door specifically to mess with missionaries.
		As expected, they started telling me about how homosexuality is wrong, and that I need to repent and ignore my homosexual urges.
		I explained that I deserve a companion the same as everyone else, but they disagreed and said Yahweh would provide me with what I need to be happy; that I don&apos;t need another person.
		It was hilarious, and I didn&apos;t by a word of it.
		They gave me an invitation to some event to try to change my mind, and I might&apos;ve dropped by for kicks and giggles if I wasn&apos;t so busy.
		However, looking at the invite, it seems it&apos;s tomorrow.
		They gave me less than twenty-four hours&apos; notice and expect me to drop by.
		Yeah.
		Right.
		I don&apos;t just sit around with nothing to do, I&apos;ve got coursework to catch up on.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="shorts">
	<h2>Shorts</h2>
	<p>
		The head manager said no more shorts at work until next month.
		However, a coworker pointed out that the head manager is <strong>*still*</strong> wearing shorts.
		What!?
		I guess they cancelled the cancellation of early shorts season and failed to tell us.
		That&apos;s just like them, too.
		I guess I&apos;ll be back in shorts too then tomorrow.
	</p>
</section>
<section id="drudgery">
	<h2>Drudgery</h2>
	<p>
		My discussion post for the day:
	</p>
	<blockquote>
		<p>
			Receiving a packet meant for another process would certainly introduce a problem.
			Assuming no way to know that the wrong data had been received, the file reconstructed from the packets would come out wrong, having a section spliced into it that doesn&apos;t belong there.
		</p>
	</blockquote>
</section>
END
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